Writing this on the floor in my room. Indeed. I be on holiday in Northumberland. I took my laptop for something to do there. I can’t get on the internet though…
Been here since Friday afternoon and it’s now Saturday afternoon. I’ll update this thingy every so often. Maybe… I dunno… Summat to do.
I’ve got this big double bed thingy. Problem is I’m too tall for it… And I’m average height… Madness it is. The pillow’s pretty poor too.
Anyway, today we went a big walk in a circle and went to this castle. Nothing really happened… Well, a sheep made a strange noise but that’s about it. Yeah…
The website said that someone who’d been here said that the telly was big. It’s a 17” TFT thing… That isn’t big…. Now if it was 17’… *Thinks of Spinal Tap*
Sunday- We went to Alnwick toay. Was supposed to go to this castle or a poison garden. However, these cost a rip off price, so we didn’t go in. We went to Morrisons though… That’s about it. Oh yeah, we went to this massive second hand bookstore place. I got me a book there. Hmm… I watched some Stargate today too. Season 9.
Yesterday I watched this “Tommy Lee goes to college” thingy. I’m sure he’d be 40 odd… Was odd… Diamond Dave or Dio should of done it instead. Would have been loads better. But they wouldn’t have done it, so ya know…
Typing lying down is hard…
There’s a notice saying to email there owner of this place if there’s a problem. However, there be no internet. Well, there’s phone sockets so you could use dial up, but you’d need all software and cables… Madness… (Yes I know you can use mobile phones but texting is the devil’s work).
Monday- Went to Newcastle today. Thus I am listening to ma new CD… Heaven & Hell Live. The mighty Dio with Black Sabbath. Dio still sounds amazing and he’s got to be several hundred years old by now….
Anyway, this is the third time I’ve actually been to Newcastle. Every time I went to the Baltic Art Gallery too. Don’t worry, it’s still crap. Speaking of going to Newcastle, it means I’ve been out of the country 3 times this year… Once to France, once to Switzerland and once to Newcastle. It’s not in England… It’s separate…
I got the 1st Ghost in the Shell manga too. £5 off you see… Still a bit expensive, but ya know. It seems to be pretty good. Some pages are coloured too. A few dodgy pages so far though… But then again there’s a bit were the author says he can’t be bothered to draw the next section. Amazing that.
I’m kneeling today, cause I don’t want to mess up my ‘Scarface Mario’ shirt. Imagine the poster for Scarface but with Mario on it instead. T’is amazing. Unlike Scarface. That was poor when I watched it… A bit like The Godfather…
Geordies don’t speak English… Oh yeah, this foolish idiot tried to laugh at me. Was amazing. He was a short fool with a poor haircut. He turns to me and my parents and looks like he’s going to laugh at me. I put on this semi-glare kinda thing. I didn’t blink, or do a hard stare. The lad about soiled himself and turned back to his friends. Was funny. Thus is the power of… THE GAZZA.
Tuesday- Didn’t do much today. Went a walk around this hill place, and then went home. Then spent time reading and watching the RAF fly around in jets and a Chinook. Jet’s are cool. Helechopers the size of a bus are crap. Names were taken and asses kicked up at their golf ball headquarters.
Wednesday- A lot happened yesterday, didn’t it? Hmm… Well the outsight light than can be seen from my window finally was turned off (It wasn’t ours). That’s about it really.
Today, we went to this island. Can’t remember it’s name… L summat. There was a castle (…) and the remains of a church thingy. That’s about it really. We had to go over this bridge thingy to get there. It involved waiting for the tide to go out. It made a German woman cry. Well not really, but she was crying. Probably couldn’t find any Axel Rudi Pell stuff here (God like German band).
I’ve had a few ideas for stories too. Wayee!
Thursday- Went to a castle today. Was pretty poor. But I got a birthday present for my mum and cut my chin open with a biscuit. Damn ginger thing… Made a funny video of it though. It was meant to be a joke, but then it turned out even funnier with me being cut in it. All is well.
Last day here, and then we finally go home. WAAAYEE!! :D
Can’t think of anything else… Oh yeah, we went on a boat today. Was good, even though it was stupidly slow…
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Well, I'm back now, writing this right now. It's Saturday now. Get back to 2 letters and several emails. Yeah. Not much, but still. Ah well...
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